Even two years after the Astral Express first rolled into the vibrant dreamscape of Penacony, I still find myself returning to the Clockie Studios Theme Park like a moth drawn to a flickering projector. There's something timeless about the little arcade tucked away in that corner of the 2.1 update—specifically, the Clockie’s Extras minigame. It’s the kind of retro charm that feels like blowing the dust off a forgotten Game Boy cartridge, except the cartridge is a sentient cartoon rodent and the game actively tries to throw you into a existential crisis with every oncoming truck.

What most Trailblazers don’t realize is that beyond the surface-level puzzles and chests, this seemingly simple dodge-‘em-up hides a collection of achievements that are both hilarious and sneaky. Today, I’m going to walk you through all the currently obtainable hidden achievements in Clockie’s Extras. Whether you’re hunting for Stellar Jades or just want to prove you’re the undisputed king of cartoon vehicular mayhem, this guide has you covered.

🐹 Turbo Dash 10 Times: The Art of the Close Shave

This achievement is the equivalent of threading a needle while riding a unicycle on a tightrope—demanding precision and a total disregard for personal safety. You can only get it in the Clockie’s Extras: Fast & Furynuts challenge. The objective is deceptively simple: perform a turbo dash 10 times in a row. The catch? A turbo dash only registers when you dodge right at the very last microsecond before colliding with an obstacle or enemy. If your car’s nose isn’t practically kissing the danger before you swerve, it doesn’t count.

Imagine you're playing a high-stakes game of chicken with a metaphorical freight train. You need to hold your nerve until you can almost smell the paint of the oncoming roadblock, then flick to the adjacent lane. I found that the rhythm is everything—once you nail the timing on the first two, you enter a flow state where it feels like your hands are guided by a ghost in the machine. One early swerve resets the streak, and you’ll be left with that hollow feeling of watching a flawless speedrun crumble at the final boss.

The challenge itself is located right next to the Hamster Ball Park Space Anchor in the theme park. Head there, take a deep breath, and prepare to become one with the reset button.

🛣️ Non-Racing Line: Embrace the Mundane Middle

If you’ve ever envied the commitment of a sloth clinging to a single, unremarkable tree branch, this achievement is your spirit animal. To unlock Non-Racing Line, all you need to do is stay in the middle lane for more than 10 seconds without veering off. It’s a beautiful piece of game design that rewards the exact opposite of what the game is teaching you to do.

The best spot to farm this is the Way of the Wolf (Continued) Part 1 challenge. You can find it near the Hanu's Gang Base Space Anchor. Once you start, just plant yourself in that central lane and refuse to budge. Enemies? Roadblocks? The existential dread of the Dreamscape collapsing? Irrelevant. Plant yourself there like a stubborn mushroom on a damp log. Even if you lose the round because you prioritize lane loyalty over survival, the achievement will still pop. It’s the kind of slacker validation I live for.

⚠️ Safety Car: The Pacifist Run

In a game that constantly throws anvils, pianos, and cartoon wolves at your face, choosing non-violence is a radical act. Safety Car is earned by completing any Clockie’s Extras mode without taking a single hit from an enemy. You’ll need to channel the spirit of a leaf floating through a hurricane—present, yet utterly untouched.

The key is to watch the top-left corner of your screen where your attempt count lives. That little trio of icons is your lifeline. Start the shoot, and if you can reach the finish line with all three attempts still intact, the achievement is yours. I recommend picking a track you know intimately, one where the enemy patterns have become as predictable as a soap opera plot twist. Each successful dodge feels like a tiny rebellion against the chaos, and when that achievement notification finally glows, it’s pure serotonin.

🔥 Slow Road to Hell: Maximum Carnage

From the pacifist to the punisher—this achievement puts your foot on the gas and demands you become a four-wheeled agent of destruction. Slow Road to Hell requires you to hit every single enemy on your path during a run. Not just the ones in front of you, but also the wily foes lurking on both sides of the lane. Think of it as a dark carnival game where the goal isn’t to avoid the targets but to collect them like morbid bumper stickers.

The optimal playground for this is the Way of the Wolf (Continued) Part 2 challenge. It’s structured in a way that makes it easier to sweep across lanes and ensure no enemy goes un-smacked. You must complete the entire challenge to the end, so it’s not enough to just tap a few goons; you need to systematically erase every cartoon menace like a determined janitor with a grudge. The slow, deliberate weaving from left to right mirrors the palpable tension of a snake slithering into a perfectly aligned strike position—except your fangs are made of pixelated steel and painted in Saturday-morning colors.

✨ Final Lap Reflections

What makes these Clockie’s Extras achievements so endearing is how they twist the fundamentals of a basic arcade game into a playground of self-imposed challenges. From the white-knuckle discipline of the turbo dash streak to the zen-like surrender of the Non-Racing Line, each one teaches you to see the same few lanes with fresh eyes. Even in 2026, while the Astral Express continues its journey toward uncharted stars, Penacony remains a dream worth revisiting—especially when there are still cartoon rodents to outrun and Jades to collect. So pick your favorite challenge, buckle up, and remember: in the Dreamscape, the only real failure is driving in a straight line when everyone expects you to swerve.