Let me tell you about the most hilariously convoluted office security system in the galaxy – Herta Space Station's triple authentication door. This glorified janitor's closet had me running around like a space station intern chasing coffee vouchers for three hours straight. Who needs Doomsday Beasts when you've got a locked door that demands three separate access cards hidden across 3D-printed corridors? 🚪💥

![Confused Trailblazer Staring at Locked Door]

The Great Card Hunt Begins

1. Card #1 - Road to Revival (AKA Arlan's Homework):

Our boy Arlan slides into your DMs like a nervous intern with this side quest. After battling the 'Blaze Out of Space' (which sounds like a bad Tinder date), I found the first card in a chest... right next to the monster's corpse. Pro tip: If you're struggling here, maybe stop feeding all your resources to March 7th's ice cream addiction and actually level up a proper DPS.

1. Card #2 - The Afro Chronicles:

Behold the legendary 'Man with Afro' – the NPC who apparently spent his entire character development budget on hair products. This walking haircut gives you the second card after five consecutive conversations. By the third "Hey there, Trailblazer!" I was ready to yeet him into the nearest trash compactor. But hey, free loot!

![Explosive Afro Dude Winking]

1. Card #3 - Bridge Simulator 2023:

The final card requires navigating the Storage Zone's bridge puzzle. I activated so many platforms that I started dreaming in floating rectangles. Found it glowing orange like a radioactive Cheeto near a treasure chest. At this point, I half-expected the game to ask for a fourth card hidden in Pom-Pom's fur.

Office Space (Station) Showdown

Crafting the triple authentication card felt like assembling IKEA furniture without instructions. The door finally creaked open to reveal... two Void Rangers chilling in what's essentially a broom closet with delusions of grandeur. After dispatching them faster than a food delivery mech, I scored an SR Light Cone from the chest. Not exactly the secret lore treasure I hoped for, but hey – completion percentage matters!

![Disappointed Trailblazer with Cleaning Supplies]

Future Predictions (From My Space Couch)

Mark my words – next update will introduce a quadruple authentication door requiring:

• A selfie with Sampo's arrest warrant

• 10,000 credit chip shaped like a duck

• Herta's discarded puppet limbs

• An actual PhD in quantum physics

Honkai: Star Rail's devs have perfected the art of making us feel like overqualified janitors. But you know what? I'll keep crawling through ventilation shafts for those sweet, sweet Light Cones. After all, in space, no one can hear you scream... about missing access cards. 😂🚀

Final Thought: This whole ordeal taught me two things: 1) Never trust doors in sci-fi games, and 2) Explosive afros are the universe's real final boss.